Public transport, I despise thee! Why are you so inconvenient omg.
SO EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THE PUBLIC LAUGHING WAS THE FACT THAT AS I STOOD UP TO GET OFF THE BUS ALL FIVE OF MY CANS OF SMIRNOFF FLEW EVERYWHERE AND OMG I STARTED LAUGHING AND NO ONE WOULD HELP ME AND PLEASE DON’T EVER LET ME GET ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT AGAIN.
"AND OH THE SHAME! THOUGHT OF CHANGING MY NAME!"
So there’s a guy in front of me on the train wearing a Transperth jumper and like I’m just wondering…where?! But better yet, why?!
at about 12 o’clock I’ll be looking something like this.
I’m being painted today.
SO FRICKING EXCITED.
except the part where the class doesn’t have showers.
and I have to catch the train.
so, if you’re on the Armadale line at around midday, look out for a blue girl with sprayed orange hair, and come say hi.
I’m wearing a hoodie so I hope no one bothers me.
Hoodies just scream “fuck off”.
there was a man, with a sandwich in some glad wrap.
He was licking the plastic in an attempt to get to the sandwich.
You may recall me telling you guys I got a fine for not having my “smartrider” on me on the train (in like the beginning of May).
Well, the bloody tool wrote me an infringement (EVEN AFTER I GAVE HIM A TOTALLY LEGIT EXCUSE, or some made up bullshit about it being in the bag my friend just left on the bus ,from which I purchased my concession ticket, BUT IT SOUNDED LEGIT EITHER WAY) and then told me to write a letter to the Manager, Security person (WHICH I DID) and I wouldn’t have to pay the fine.
And THEN then I get this “Final Notice” in the mail.
WHAT THE FUCK TRANSPERTH; EITHER READ YOUR FUCKING MAIL, OR TEACH YOUR FUCKING TRANSIT GUARDS HOW TO HELP A PERSON OUT, AND NOT WRITE THEM A FUCKING $100 FINE FOR NOT HAVING THEIR “SMARTRIDER” WHEN THEY HAVE A CONCESSION TICKET; SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I AM OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING STUDENT. HELP ME THE FUCK OUT AND DON’T BE SUCH A DICK.
so, took a swim in there today at 6am.
Not on purpose either.
We fell in, Abby and I, during rowing.
it was shit.
Although very warm when we escaped the attack of the giant hideous jellyfish, it was freezing to get back in the boat and row to the shed.
I THEN had to be on Transperth (ARMADALE LINE - dear god help me, the memories!) for a little over an hour; soaking wet and freezing cold.
This was all before nine AM.
I had a shitty morning so I decided to skip the swimming carnival and chill at home in my underwear instead. (: