a dairy addicted lactose intolerant

no i didn’t do a rolley-poley and also a bridge on the grass in Northbridge last night.

that didn’t happen.

no.

pretty much exactly who i expected. 

best of…

The start of summer. Blow up pools.

Bec and I are literally blowing up a 2 metre pool using air from our lungs. Amayyyzing.

bec and i are literally writhing in candy and chocolate right now

i’m gonna vomit soon too

what has my life become?!

APPARENTLY IT’S NOT OKAY TO TELL YOUR FRIEND THAT YOUR SUPER SALTY TEARS REMINDED YOU OF THEM BECAUSE THEY LIKE SALT A LOT????

Absolutely Fabulous!

frydobaggins asked: how is lyf as a lack toast and tolerant

shitty

my best friends are better than yours

felixdzerzhinsky replied to your post: felixdzerzhinsky replied to your post: lets maek…

u know just how 2 turn me on

it’s becoz nice curtains

felixdzerzhinsky replied to your post: lets maek out

let me bite ur finger

if u lik salt off it 1st

frydobaggins asked: lets maek out

i miss ur feet

Reasons not to accidentally drive with the handbrake on…
Poor Bec’s driveway :(

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