February 2011
alrighty.
I’m feeling much better.
I just wanna get outta Gosnells.
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4. Old People Regulations
Dear old people of the universe
1. Wear bras
2. wear undies.
3. wear clothing in which I should not be able to tell if you’re wearing undies or not
4. don’t remove your teeth in public.
seriously.
have some dignity.
speaking of,
DEAR SOCIALLY INEPT INHABITANTS OF GOSNELLS;
SERIOUSLY? I have to start these ranty rants again?
You cannot figure out for yourself that if...
3. Fish n Chip boy
right so, I’m a loser.
But anyway.
Last night when I was working; HE CAME INTO FOODWORKS FOUR TIMES.
FOUR TIMES.
FOUR TIMES.
FOUR TIMES.
WHILE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.
AND ON THE FOURTH TIME; he brought a friend.
fuck life.
make him go away.
2. WORK. douche bags.
right so.
I worked last night, and tonight.
But last night, I worked with this guy.
And he was AN IDIOT.
SERIOUSLY.
TUPID OR JUST SUPER LAZY.
I ENDED UP PICKING UP ALL OF HIS SLACK AND blahh diddy blah diddy. That’s irrelevant.
This rant is in fact really about tonight.
There’s a new lady at work; about her mid-thirties.
And her age is in fact irrelevant.
Well
actually, no...
Before I die, I want to change someones life.
FUCK LIFE
so I just realised that I’m in fact a massive douche bag and that Awkward Awkwardness and Fish n Chip boy are in fact going to be the same post.
But I have a few things to add. So we’ll pretend I’m not a loser and that that was entirely intentional.
<3
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1. Awkward Awkwardness.
right so. we all know that I stalk BurgerBoy, yes? Yes, well, I’ve found ME but in male form…and I’m his BurgerBoy. But he is SO MUCH WORSE THEN ME.
HE’S FUCKING OBSESSIVE.
LIKE YOU REALLY CAN’T GET MUCH WORSE THEN ME.
BUT THIS GUY FUCKING MANAGED IT.
Okay so story.
There’s this fish and chip shop on the same block as Foodworks. And in that shop, works...
I hope you're ready for my ranting rant from...
OKAY.
So, on my old blog of blogging/stalking wonderfulness I generally had a daily agenda filled with delightful things to discuss.
AND I’ve decided as of this afternoon’s explosion of nostalgia I’m going to back to my old ways.
If you don’t like it, unfollow me.
Although, I do love you, so don’t (:
ANYWAY;
agenda.
1. Awkward Awkwardness.
2. Work. MAJOR RANT....
Dear Tumblr;
be prepared for some ranting rants of ranting hell when I return from my shower.
Yeah, you just imagined me naked.
Deal with it.
reasons why i'm single
i can’t date food
i can’t date the internet
i can’t date myself
i can’t date my blog
“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John...”
– Easy A (via julziez)
frydobaggins asked: Zachary totally out-sang Mandy at the Oscars, just quietly
frydobaggins asked: All those days, watching from the window
All those years, outside looking in
All that time, never even knowing just how blind I've been
Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight
Now I'm here, suddenly I see
Standing here, it's all so clear
I'm where I'm meant to be
All those years, outside looking in
All that time, never even knowing just how blind I've been
Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight
Now I'm here, suddenly I see
Standing here, it's all so clear
I'm where I'm meant to be
put in my ask
cum-:
Dear ________, I ____ you. You have (a) nice _________ You make my/me_______ You are a _________ You should _______ Someday I will ______ You + me = ________ If I saw you on the street I’d __________ I want to ________ you I would build a _______ just for you If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We should __________ under the stars My favorite thing about you is your...
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IMPORTANT:
I JUST SUCCESSFULLY PUT ON MY BRA WITHOUT DOING THE CLASP AT THE FRONT AND THEN TWISTING IT!
FIRST TIME EVER. AND IT DID NOT TAKE ME LONGER THEN 10 MINUTES.
I’M AMAZING.
:D
when you stare at a word so long that it starts to...
geekeffy:
Anonymous asked: Who is your best friend?
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Waiting at the Gozzy train station a few thoughts...
The whirring of an evaporative air-conditioner on the side of a house caught my attention and an image flashed through my brain; a tube, leading through the wall of a small appartment, a fan turning slowly. A room, destoryed with the humidity of the summer heat. White walls, white sheets, grey carpets. A few rotting bodies, cooking in the heat on the bed, unaffeced by the slowed air-conditioner.
...
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I been havin' some weird ass dreams;
Like the other night, I dreamed that my best friend legitimately hated me. And then I went to my other friend to feel a little love, and he ignored me because he was playing xBox and having the carpet removed from his caravan.
I mean what?
Then last night, I dreamed I could colour things in with my mind. So I coloured my house some awesome colours. Then I got locked in the toilet. And then I...
